GOD's New Year Resolution

It's that time of the year when nations around the globe celebrate with much galore(beer and booze) and elation for a reason which even I am not able to understand i.e. Changing the wall Calendar with the new one, or in other words called New Year..

Well, like almost all of us come out with new year resolutions which largely most of us do not fullfill, can you imagine that even God can have resolutions for new year? So here it is ... List of New Year Resolutions that God might make in case if needs to..

"1) Remain silent and invisible.. As always..

2) Never interfere in Communal Riots.. This is a shit made by humans, not me.

3) Try and take vacation atleast this year in Planet Pandora.. Because Planet earth has turned in to a hell.. My goodness..

4) Listen to appeal made by souls burning in hell so as to give them another chance.( As if I am gonna do that)

5) Try to maintain stock position (of humans) by inflicting natural calamity probably by earthquake or Tsunami.

6)Listen to a prayer made by a random person (Like I did last time for some mortal called Obama who prayed that he wants Nobel peace prize by doing NOTHING)."

So these were the new year resolutions God would have made.. If you guys think there are some more resolutions God could make then feel FREE to put in your comments..